Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.”

“At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.”

“I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

“To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.”

“A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, “Ouch. What in the hell was that for?” “Your timing sucks on an epic level,” Daemon shot back.”

“Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?”

“Bursar?”

“I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.”

“Wylan drew himself up. “I may not have had your … education, but I’m sure I know plenty of words that you don’t.”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”