Humor Quote by J. Conrad Guest — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“This is a good place," he said.”

“I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?”

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”

“I wish we could make out in your bed.”

“One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.”

“One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.”