Humor Quote by Stephen King — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“At the end of her life she was aware of heat but not pain. She had time to consider his eyes, eyes of that blue which is the color of the sky at first light of the morning. She had time to think of him on the Drop, riding Rusher flat out with his black hair flying back from his temples and his neckerchief rippling; to see him laughing with an ease and freedom he would never find again in the long life which stretched out for him beyond hers, and it was his laughter she took with her as she went out, fleeing the light and heat in to the silkly, consoling dark, calling to him over and over as she went, calling bird and bear and hare and fish.”

“FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.”

“The world was full of monsters, and they were all allowed to bite the innocent and the unwary”

“You always know the truth, because when you cut yourself or someone else with it, there’s always a bloody show.”

“To his way of thinking, the only thing more natural than death was sex.”

“I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.”

“I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story.”

“OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.”

“If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.”

“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”

“Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?”

“I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed.”