Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”

“I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad -- who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.”

“Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”

“It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.”

“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.”

“Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there.”

“I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“Thus, though I dislike to differ with such a great man,”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”