Humor Quote by Dr. Seuss — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When you're in a Slump,”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“Congratulations!”

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles”

“You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead.”

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”

“Well, that's an evil smile...”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”