Humor Quote by Sophie Kinsella — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.”

“Relationships should be built on trust and truth.”

“Every time you see someone's bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do. And every time you see your own crappy truth and feel despair and think, 'Is this my life?', remember: It's not. Everyone's got a bright-and-shiny, even if it's hard to find sometimes.”

“Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags…”

“Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.”

“You fuck - you ate my cat!”

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on.”

“Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.”

“Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?”