Humor Quote by Jennifer Crusie — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She wouldn’t do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end. Also people didn’t do things like that in Southern Ohio. A sawed-off shotgun, that was the ticket.”

“His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.”

“Hostility," Cal said. "It's deja vu all over again. How's your head?" "The pain comes and goes," Min said. "And then there are the voices.”

“Bet you ten bucks we make it.”

“He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.”

“I'll be right behind you”

“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.”

“Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him.”

“She blew out a breath between gritted teeth. “Sometimes I really want to”—a frustrated sound—“bite you!”

“I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.”

“Could we wear spandex and blow things up?”

“Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.”