Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.”

“Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you”

“Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.”

“Percy?" Annabeth gripped his arm.”

“He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.”

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

“I'd love to...but only with you.”

“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”

“You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.”

“It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.”

“I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.”