Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.”

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?”

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.”

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure: faith, hope, and love.”

“I'm told I have the body of a god.”

“Are you her boyfriend?”

“Down with tyranny!' Bramble cried. 'Aristocracy! Autocracy! Monocracy! Other ocracy things! You are outnumbered, sir!”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”