Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He wasn’t ready for death, but if it came today, he would face it with his head held high and Alexander Lightwood’s name on his lips.”

“He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot.”

“Will grinned. “Some of these books are dangerous,” he said. “It’s wise to be careful.”“One must always be careful of books,” said Tessa, “and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us.”“I’m not sure a book has ever changed me,” said Will. “Well, there is one volume that promises to teach one how to turn oneself into an entire flock of sheep—”“Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry,” said Tessa”

“As Luke knelt down beside his corpse, Clary couldn’t help but remember what he had said about having loved Valentine once, about having been his closest friend. Luke, she thought with a pang. Surely he couldn’t be sad — or even grieved?”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”

“Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!”

“When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm beginning to think they just don't want to talk about inequality.”

“An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.”