Humor Quote by Samuel Johnson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In order that all men may be taught to speak truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it.”

“Memory is the mother of all wisdom.”

“Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.”

“Life is not long, and too much of it must not pass in idle deliberation how it shall be spent.”

“Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.”

“Memory is the mother of all wisdom.”

“Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.”

“I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)”

“Heifer.”

“The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi.”

“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.'”

“Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.”