Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”

“I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out.”

“They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.”

“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”

“Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else.”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?”

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.”

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”

“He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard,”

“I took a speed-reading course and read”

“And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not.”