Humor Quote by Ilona Andrews — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”

“I was conceived because it would be good for my House to have an heir and because my parents' genes ticked the right set of boxes. You were probably conceived because your parents loved each other.”

“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.”

“...sometimes what you go looking for isn't as important as what you leave behind.”

“I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.”

“Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked.”

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'”

“I have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex. Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again.”

“You okay?”

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”

“To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship.”