Humor Quote by Rachel caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her.”

“Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say,”

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!”

“Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”

“I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.”

“If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.”

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.”

“Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.”

“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”

“She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that season”

“Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.”