Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“Haven’t you got any romance in your soul?’ said Magrat plaintively.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”

“The reaper does not listen to the harvest.”

“An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one - black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?”

“The universe danced towards life. Life was a remarkably common commodity. Anything sufficiently complicated seemed to get cut in for some, in the same way that anything massive enough got a generous helping of gravity. The universe had a definite tendency towards awareness. This suggested a certain subtle cruelty woven into the very fabric of space-time.”

“You just noticed? You're slow...”

“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how”

“If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.”

“Wayne: You wanna know why I really came to find you?”

“‎No people whose word for 'yesterday' is the same as their word for 'tomorrow' can be said to have a firm grip on the time.”

“So it's true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.”