Humor Quote by Jody Gehrman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.”

“Maybe illusion and artifice—lies, even—are a necessary part of romance.”

“The only difference between”

“A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.”

“I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.”

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron.”