Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right?”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“This did not seem to reassure Nico.”

“We were just looking at maps...”

“Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.”

“No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”

“Don't run I never liked fast food”

“Sex had been amazing, but it wasn't a magical cure for everything. Damn. Somewhere along the way, I'd picked up common sense.”

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”

“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!”

“I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.”