Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!”

“She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose.”

“Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'”

“Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.”

“i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?”

“Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit.”

“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”