Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“From behind Lissa, I heard Christian say, "Worst. Timing. Ever." Adrian studied Lissa and then looked at Christain sprawling on the bed on the far side of the suite.”

“Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me.”

“Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire.”

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”

“God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.”

“You used nunchucks on a moose?”

“Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“The Little Boy and the Old Man”

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

“So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”