Humor Quote by David Levithan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It’s as simple as that. Simple and complicated, as most true things are.”

“It is much harder to lie to someone's face.”

“You know there's no such thing as a complete lie. There's always some truth in there.”

“rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.”

“People like to say being gay isn't like skin color, isn't anything physical. They tell us we always have the option of hiding.”

“now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think anymore. loll. loll! or ttyl. bitch, you're not actually talking. that would require actual vocal contact or <3. you honestly think that looks like a heart? if you do, that's only because you'v never seen scrotum. (rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while i KICK YOUR ASS)”

“Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky.”

“It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.”

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.”

“The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.”

“I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.”