Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve.”

“Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.”

“Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'”

“He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?”

“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know.”

“Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said.”

“Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.”

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.”

“There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.”

“I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it. You know who else was kind of "divisive" in terms of challenging the status quo and the powers-that-be of his day? Jesus Christ.”

“How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?”