Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears.”

“You could start a fire with the heat between you two.”

“Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.”

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real.”

“Wait," I said as Noah slipped a book from a shelf and headed toward the door. "Where are you going?”

“You are all a lost generation," Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren't lost. We knew where we were, all right, but we wouldn't go home. Ours was the generation that stayed up all night.”

“If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.”

“I am human and I need to be loved,”

“The thin how-to book belonging to Smittie had a dark and perplexing title—HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE EFFECTIVELY EVERY TIME.”

“There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...”

“Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit.”