Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”

“Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.”

“Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!”

“The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.”

“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-”

“A good friend will bail you out of jail.”

“He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.”

“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.”

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

“It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bones to pave his roads?”

“That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.”