Humor Quote by Hugh MacLeod — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You do not own the molecules. They are stardust. They belong to God. What you do own is your soul. Nobody can take that away from you.”

“That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.”

“Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.”

“If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gogh, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.”

“You must have been going very fast.”

“When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm beginning to think they just don't want to talk about inequality.”

“Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.”