Humor Quote by Kim Harrison — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Come work for me, and I’ll tell you.”

“And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.”

“His attitude, though always bad, has changed since he helped me prep the Pandora charm for Morgan. He thinks I'm falling for her, as ridiculous as that sounds, and he might be tempted to take matters into his hands.”

“Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.”

“Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.”

“His right ear still held both studs, and I wondered who had the missing earring. I would have asked, but was afraid he’d tell me Ivy had it.”

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'”

“Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.”

“If you want to be seen, stand up.”

“So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.”

“Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.”

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”