Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.”

“We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.”

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”

“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.”

“Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original.”

“Apocalypse is a frame of mind." [Nicodemus] said then. "A belief. A surrender to inevitability. It is a despair for the future. It is the death of hope.”

“You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”

“In Ireland, you go to someone's house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you're really just fine. She asks if you're”

“Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?”

“Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.”

“I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help.”