Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Most helmsmen would’ve been satisfied with a pilot’s wheel or a tiller. Leo had also installed a keyboard, monitor, aviation controls from a Learjet, a dubstep soundboard, and motion-control sensors from a Nintendo Wii. He could turn the ship by pulling on the throttle, fire weapons by sampling an album, or raise sails by shaking his Wii controllers really fast. Even by demigod standards, Leo was seriously ADHD.”

“Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.”

“She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.”

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

“Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?”

“Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive.”

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?”

“I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to”

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.”

“So much good, so much evil. Just add water.”

“Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?”