Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch)”

“The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.”

“Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask?”

“There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.”

“Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO could dust the fucker in fourth gear from a dead stop.”

“You keep showing up here? Being who you are?' There was a pause. 'I'm going to fall in love with you.' -Rehvenge”

“If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration applied to any hobbit, even to Old Took's great-grand-uncle Bullroarer, who was so huge (for a hobbit) that he could ride a horse. He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.”

“My rapier wit hides my inner pain.”

“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.”

“It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.”

“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.”

“I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.”