Humor Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”

“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how”

“You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine.”

“The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies.”

“I tended to be hard on the egos of a certain kind of men. The ones who normally swept women off their feet had never moved me much, because I'd always felt that if they swept me off my feet they'd practiced on a lot of women before me, and would practice more with women after me. I'd rarely been wrong on that. ~Anita Blake”

“His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.”

“This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.”

“When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?”

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”

“Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”

“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.”

“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.”