Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch)”

“Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO could dust the fucker in fourth gear from a dead stop.”

“Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?”

“Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask?”

“Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I’m slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going to pan out for me.”

“-BDB on the board-”

“THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL”

“An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?”

“Orion brightened. "I have an idea.”

“I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die.”

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”

“You're not eating anything," said Marilla sharply, eying her as if it were a serious shortcoming. Anne sighed.”