Humor Quote by Colleen Hoover — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nothing is permanent. The only thing any of us have in common is the inevitable.”

“I'm serious. You've been doing so much thinking with your head that you're ignoring your heart completely. There has to be a balance. The fact that both of you are letting other things consume you is about to ruin any chance you'll ever have at being happy.”

“But now--it's like God has it out for us. Why both of them? Wasn't my dad enough? It's like death came and punched us square in the face.”

“What you’re feeling now, and the person you may reach with your words five years from now-that's why you write poetry.”

“When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do? . . . Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.”

“Sometimes we don’t get second chances, Owen. Sometimes things just end.”

“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

“I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White …”

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”

“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.”

“Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.”

“...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.”