Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?”

“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day.”

“Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.”

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.”

“And anyway, it’s not as though I’ll never see Mum again, is it?”

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”

“Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited from his father, Giacomo Casanova. His father had seduced hundred of women without any problems whatsoever, and he was having trouble with just one. This was the real reason he never used the Casanova name. He could never live up to his father's reputation. The old man was probably laughing in his grave.”

“molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violates at least one of the accords.”

“Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”