Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.”

“Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.”

“Plans are invitation to disappointment.”

“You look angry," he said.”

“The fact is that we have no way of knowing if the person who we”

“Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to.”

“Peter, you're twelve years old. I'm ten. They have a word for people our age. They call us children and they treat us like mice.”

“I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.”

“Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’”

“Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.”

“Har. Bloody. Har.”

“Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.]”