Humor Quote by Kristin Cashore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Madlen came to sit beside her on the bed. "Lady Queen," she said with her own particular brand of rough gentleness. "It is not the job of the child to protect her mother. It's the mother's job to protect the child. By allowing your mother to protect you, you gave her a gift. Do you understand me?”

“You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.”

“It's not reasonable to love people who are only going to die," she said.”

“You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”

“What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is the ceiling about to cave in on my head or something? You look like we're both on the verge of an enormous joke.”

“I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.”

“Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much--all of it wrong.”

“What ho!" I said.”

“Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,”

“Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn't, bad idea.”

“So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die.”

“I like pink.”