Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly.”

“It struck Mort with sudden, terrible poignancy that Death must be the loneliest creature in the universe. In the great party of Creation, he was always in the kitchen.”

“The air smelled of a limited life expectancy.”

“This was not the time to say “I don’t know.” The brothers had begging, hungry looks, like dogs waiting to be fed. They wanted an answer. It would be nice if it was the right answer, but if it couldn’t be, then any answer would do, because then we would stop being worried...and then his mind caught alight.”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.”

“Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.”

“Peter to Austin:”

“Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.”

“She'd met Colin on a Monday.”

“A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”

“You're alive!" Percy said to the others. "The giants said you were captured. What happened?”