Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods.”

“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.”

“My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".”

“Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends.”

“I’m nobody’s sidekick,” Annabeth growled. “And, Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he sounds like his mother. We killed her in New Jersey.”

“Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative.”

“This book will prove the following ten facts:”

“Don't Panic.”

“It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-”

“I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...”

“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys”

“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”