Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!”

“There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.”

“Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!”

“We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”

“Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...”

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

“Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.”

“You're not eating anything," said Marilla sharply, eying her as if it were a serious shortcoming. Anne sighed.”

“How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’”

“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I should throw you out the window.”