Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day.”

“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.”

“Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.”

“Don't talk to me.”

“Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!”

“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”

“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

“Magic”

“Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.”

“Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact, by now I’d be disappointed in you if I didn’t see you.”

“It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”