Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Ginny!" said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?”

“Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.”

“It unscrews the other way.”

“Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.”

“Does it hurt?" The childish question had escaped Harry's lips before he could stop it.”

“Ginny, listen...I can't be involved with you anymore. We've got to stop seeing each other. We can't be together.”

“If you're worried about safety, you might like to follow my example and put on that seat belt.”

“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. "Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.”

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?”

“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments -”