Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”

“What's up?" [asked Ford.]”

“It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very very obvious, as in "It's a nice day," or "You're very tall," or "So this is it, we're going to die.”

“The story so far:”

“I have detected disturbances in the wash.'”

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.”

“In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.”

“We are not going to die.”

“Humor is reason gone mad.”

“And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!”

“Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...”

“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”