Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.”

“I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.”

“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?”

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

“To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.”

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

“Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love. And I know that love is a battlefield, but boogie on reggae woman because you're gonna make it after all. So celebrate good times, come on. I've gotta stop I've gotta come to my senses, I've been out riding fences for so long... oops I did it again... um... What I'm trying to say is, if you leave tonight and you don't remember anything else that I've said, leave here and remember this: Procrastinate now, don't put it off.”

“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

“Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.”