Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...”

“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?”

“Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!”

“He hated when his own advice applied to himself.”

“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.”

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.”

“TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!”

“What will you do now?'”

“Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.”

“What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is the ceiling about to cave in on my head or something? You look like we're both on the verge of an enormous joke.”

“We’ll never survive!”

“All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.”