Humor Quote by Heather Brewer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.”

“A crease found it's way onto Joss's forehead. Because he was certain that Sirus was wrong. Girls were more complicated than boys. Girls communicated in a language that only they understood. And Joss wasn't sure at all that he would ever understand them.”

“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”

“Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.”

“He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard,”

“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

“Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.”

“Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. "Watson" he says, "look up in the sky and tell me what you see.”