Humor Quote by Dan Howell — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy.”

“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”

“You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

“Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.”

“Come to think of it, she did not speak a word. Yet I could have sworn she had the most beautiful voice.”

“Women are sneaky.”

“Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”