Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Fear can’t be reasoned with. Neither can hate. They’re like love. They’re almost identical emotions. That’s why Ares and Aphrodite like each other. Their twin sons – Fear and Panic – were spawned from both war and love.”

“It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-”

“Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies”

“Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.”

“I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-”

“Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. "He must be tricking us.”

“I'm going to talk to her.”

“Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)”

“Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased.”

“Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister.”