Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The Princess Andromeda?”

“I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster.”

“Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!”

“Just sit tight. Reinforcements should be here soon. Hopefully nothing happens before-”

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”

“Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed every single thing in Greek mythology. But the list never seems to end.”

“Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing. But nobody can handle that other trip-the possibility that any freak with $1.98 can walk into the Circus-Circus and suddenly appear in the sky over downtown Las Vegas twelve times the size of God, howling anything that comes into his head. No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.”

“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

“Hey, bro, do you think you can put Shorty back on her chain?”

“If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.”

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”