Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this morning,' and Isben looked at her and said, 'On the contrary,' and then he died.”

“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”

“He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...”

“Nineteenth-century preacher Henry Ward Beecher's last words were "Now comes the mystery." The poet Dylan Thomas, who liked a good drink at least as much as Alaska, said, "I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I do believe that's a record," before dying. Alaska's favorite was playwright Eugene O'Neill: "Born in a hotel room, and--God damn it--died in a hotel room." Even car-accident victims sometimes have time for last words. Princess Diana said, "Oh God. What's happened?" Movie star James Dean said, "They've got to see us," just before slamming his Porsche into another car. I know so many last words. But I will never know hers.”

“Keeping the box closed just keeps you in the dark, not the universe... but failing to open the box doesn't kill the cat.”

“You are a delinquent and a plague. Please come.”

“My bookcase is all yours.”

“Real men wear floral when trespassing”

“I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?”

“Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.”

“Another relative?” Valek asked.”