Humor Quote by Alex Gaskarth — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You saw my leg?”

“Why it's simply impassible!”

“The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...”

“Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. "He must be tricking us.”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”