Humor Quote by George F. Will — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.”

“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.”

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”

“Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.”

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

“A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.”