Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Does truth have a moral?”

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit.”

“Did someone just call me the”

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”

“By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.”

“When I was One,”

“We are all here on earth to help others: what on earth the others are here for, I don't know.”

“His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.”

“And spare me the jokes about scoring.”